Why, you ask?
Because, my friends, today is the day I am getting married to my Jayson. YAY!!!
We have to get up ass early in the morning and go deal with beaurocratic sh*t so we can FINALLY get married like we've been trying to do since last tuesday. This is how long the paperwork takes.
IF you ever get married, go to a state with NO waiting period. And the blood test results don't count as the waiting period. And all they test for is syphilis. Does anyone even HAVE syphilis anymore? You would think that they would be testing for AIDS if they tested for anything.
Happy birthday Tiffany!! and I think it is Bastille Day too.
I should brush my teeth and go to bed now.
Wish us luck.